Friday, October 16, 2009

New Stuff!



ZOMGROBPR0N!


I would be remiss if I didn't give props to where props are due. Nothing feeds the horn dog lemon writer within like some good ole Rob ogling. Today was a banner day for RobPr0n. Women gasped. Angels wept. Shamwow manufacturers did the Meepos Dance of Joy.




Oh so pretty. Teh Pretteh is soooo pretty, yes?


So there I am, thinking, wow, this is inspiring cos that Smirky McSmirkles look + treasure trail + fingerpr0n is enough to get me going, right? Oh no. It's gets hotter. Crazier. Shamwow-ier.




I.AM.DIED. Tell my children I love them. Mommy's in a better place now.

You, Mr. Pattinson, are no shy, nerdy, 'I'd sooner stay in and read a book' geeky type, my friend. You are the Ted Kaczynski of clean panties, decent morals, and female self-control. And I love you for it. Oh yes, Mama likey. Cos FingerPr0n + VeinPr0n + Treasure Trail = Holy Trifecta of Hawt.

So, without further ado, allow me to introduce a new segment to the blog. It's something I stole from my friend Shandra called...

Get Your Freak On Friday!

Every Friday, I'll rec or pass on a rec for a fic that is DRRRRRTY. It's still got humor but yeah, whatever, who cares. Cos them lemons be BURSTIN' with freshness, yo.


The first ever rec for GYFOF goes to...


by the very talented NorthernLights17


Description: Bella Swan, personal Assistant to handsome, rich, successful Edward Cullen, decides to take her friends advice and make her oblivious boss fall in love with her. AU/AH. Rated M. B/E.


I can't say enough good things about this fic, honestly. When the first paragraph is a lemon that makes you instinctively cross your legs, yeah. That's the shit right there, babies.


*blogger's note* Big up's to my girl Tonya for introducing me to the wonders of Shamwow'isms.

10 comments:

Valerie(momof3crazykids) said...

Yay, blog looks great!
Holy Robp0rn! Love it. & I love his personal assistant. One of my many favs.

yanxxx said...

oohh... holy shizz.. Veinporn. :gutterbrain:

thankies for the rec. I definitely need my funnies now.

btw, this blog looks awesome.. :D

ccchellesss said...

wow. hawtness. everywhere. thank you abg, for giving me eye candy today.

Sarah said...

The only problem with those photos is that they are life size in front of me right now! No matter how many times I click them the don't get bigger ;)

I love HPA, definitely has humour and hotness.

Serene said...

your blog is too much fun. I will be wasting far too much time than necessary on it <3

Lee723 said...

The pics killed me DED* yesterday.
still killing me now XD

Nora said...

"I.AM.DIED. Tell my children I love them. Mommy's in a better place now."

Bwahahahahaha!!!

But, seriously, I think that boy is trying to kill me. I think I need to get a restraining order against him...

bellsielle said...

you DID NOT just make reference to balki?!?! i think i love you even more now.... i used to have a stuffed sheep named dimitri myself.

Juliebee said...

Two words: Chapter Eighteen
Two more words: Shower wank

Let's just say I have the chapter number and location on the page indelibly burned into my brain.

Nuff said.

One of my fave fics, ABG, and not nearly talked about enuff, tho she sho does have lots of reviews.

spellbound said...

I decided to go back thru your archives to see what I missed & boy am I glad I did! I just read the prologue of His Personal Assistant...um, yeah...I know what I'll be doing the rest of the night. (Or at least until my hubby walks in the door) ;-) How did I miss that one??? Thank you Thank you thank you!