Friday, October 23, 2009

Get Your Freak On Friday!


TGIF, party people! Here's my lemonrific rom/com rec for today...
by booboo.kitty2.0

This is an AU story with Vampward and human Bella trying to figure out how to have an intimate relationship without Edward being such a wuss and Bella being sent to the emergency room. The lemons are unbelievably hot and the sexy humor is just plain win. At the start of this little 'acclimation project,' Edward destroys one of Esme's couches while getting his first ever...chicken choking from Bella. The funniest part of this story, however, is the thoughts Edward gets bombarded with from his vamp family. I won't spoil it, but trust, it is ridiculously funny. And did I mention the lemons were off the chain? Oh and it's complete for you poorly trained h00rz who cannot wait for your release!


Here's the summary:


All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control and taking things one step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in preparation of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap? Rated M. Bella/Edward.


Congrats, BooBoo--you've been cockslapped.


Have a great weekend everyone. Oh, and a BIG thank you to Julie from twilol.com for spiffing the place up for me. Is she amazing or what? This blog looks so presentable, I almost feel like I don't belong here! I love you Julie, thank you.

6 comments:

SawCasm said...

wOOt! Hopefully TwiLOL will look this spiffy in the near future. Now that I've pretty much raped your whole blog, I need to actually go read some of these fanfics! ~Julie

AngryBadgerGirl said...

Oh please--you saw what this thing looked like. It needed a sound humping!!! I <3 U!

Miss said...

Squeeee! There is nothing like a good cockslapping! Spesh from ABG! Many thanks for the pimping you iz da bombz bb!

Holla!

Anonymous said...

This fic definately deserves to be cock slapped. It is "da bomb" for sure!

miki said...

sorry off topic: when are you posting the next chapter in naked guy upstairs? looove iiiiit waaaant iiiiit ...

Jan said...

check out tides of fate (on Twilighted)--I think it belongs in your collection!