l33t <3 Cos the Nerds Need Love, too (and so does the fic that features them)

So for today's recs, I thought I'd highlight those Rom-Com's that put Nerdward and Geekella front and center. And then get them humping. Cos awkward, nervous, bumbling lovemaking is rich with comedy and, c'mon, it's pretty freaking sweet too.

I also doesn't hurt that Rob has been in some of the most geektastic movie roles of all time. Nothing gets a 5 alarm fire going down below like the sight of a hot, yet completely awkward, tasty little geek giblet. And Rob brings the NERDHAWTNESS like no other actor I've seen.

I've said it many times, but I'll say it again. If I had my choice between this dude:

Hello, my name is Edward Cullen, and I'm so angsty, my name really should be Emo Crybaby. Cos that's what I am. This is the skin of a clit-blocking, self-loathing monster. Who glitters. And dazzles. But won't have sex with you.

And THIS dude:

Hello, I'm Daniel and I'm awkward but in love with you. Let me tell you about the health benefits of the chocolates I urge you to eat because you'll always be pretty to me. I can't quite articulate that sentiment very well because I'm dorky. I do feel that way, though, and that makes me very lovable. And here are some flowers. I only dropped them twelve times trying to hand them to you. Sex will be strange and horrible at first, but like all geeks, I'm patient, detail oriented and have a compulsive drive to succeed. I'll memorize every piece of info regarding lovemaking until your hooha is shouting with ecstacy from the rooftops.

I mean, really, ladies, is there even a real choice to be made here? I would take one look at Emo Crybaby and tell him not to let the door hit his stone ass on his way out. That's because I would be quietly ushering Daniel into the nearest dark corner to do unspeakably filthy things to him.

AT LEAST HE'D LET ME. AMIRITE?

So, today's recs are all about the nerd lovin...

Geek Love, written by SassenachWench, is a funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more. This Edward is just ten kinds of sweet and patient in allowing Bella to set the pace in their relationship. He's just win. And seriously, if you don't like Sweetward fic, just click that little 'x' up the corner cos this blog is no place for the likes of you. Anyhoo, here's the summary for Geek Love:

Bella Swan is the quirkiest, most zombie-loving, geek-tastic girl Edward Cullen has ever met. They're best friends at the office, but he wants more. Will Bella let him in to her dark past, and maybe even her heart? Rated M. Bella/Edward.

Next, my lovelies, is a fic very near and dear to my heart. Because Edward is complete geek. WITH A TATTOO. AND BLACK FRAMED GLASSES. Excuse me Geekward, I'm in need of a little mouth to HeyNow resuscitation. Can ya help a sister out, bb? Yeah? kk. Meet me in back of Fry's in 20 minutes. Of course we can shop for motherboards after. What do you take me for, some kind of floozy?

I'm sorry, my fantasies put me in stream of consciousness mode there for a second. What was I talking about? Oh yeah...

Reunion, by KeepersoftheNaughtySparkle, is collaboration between three very lovely and talented ficsters who have managed to create a Geekward so hot and romantic that I just wanna meet him in back of Fry's in 20 minutes. But aside from that, the story is also really funny, romantic and sweet. Bella and Edward are high school friends who secretly crushed on each other like crazy but never had the nerve to do anything about it. They meet up again years later at their high school reunion and their old chemistry is revived again, but this time, they waste no time in acting on it. It's a fun read with lovable characters. Here's the summary:

Edward, once a geek, and Bella secretly crushed on each other since high school. Can their 10 year reunion bring them together? Is one night enough to squelch a decade old passion or will it fan the flames into an unquenchable fire. Lemony. Rated M. Edward/Bella.

So there you have it. Nerd Love. It's l33t, FTW, and it pwns me hardcore.

p.s. hey bitches, come and got your cock-slappin. See the post below this one. ;o)

Hey Look!

If I rec your fic, you get to display this banner siggy! WOW! It's a lot like the way I like my porn...totally amateur'ish and crudely done. Don't judge me.

Here's link codes. Don't say I never did anything for ya. Seriously.

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Just copy/paste into your siggy if ya like bragging about being cock slapped. What? Don't look at me like that. You read the M rated fic too, Miss PrissyBritches.

EDITED: I'm happy to report that my good friend Yanxxx has saved me some embarrassment by making me a nice banner siggy. Never have the word "cock slapped" graced something so artistic and pleasing to the eye. Check this out!

The link codes should be the same since I just replaced the image on photobucket using the same file name and all that good stuff.

New Stuff!

ZOMGROBPR0N!

I would be remiss if I didn't give props to where props are due. Nothing feeds the horn dog lemon writer within like some good ole Rob ogling. Today was a banner day for RobPr0n. Women gasped. Angels wept. Shamwow manufacturers did the Meepos Dance of Joy.

Oh so pretty. Teh Pretteh is soooo pretty, yes?

So there I am, thinking, wow, this is inspiring cos that Smirky McSmirkles look + treasure trail + fingerpr0n is enough to get me going, right? Oh no. It's gets hotter. Crazier. Shamwow-ier.

I.AM.DIED. Tell my children I love them. Mommy's in a better place now.

You, Mr. Pattinson, are no shy, nerdy, 'I'd sooner stay in and read a book' geeky type, my friend. You are the Ted Kaczynski of clean panties, decent morals, and female self-control. And I love you for it. Oh yes, Mama likey. Cos FingerPr0n + VeinPr0n + Treasure Trail = Holy Trifecta of Hawt.

So, without further ado, allow me to introduce a new segment to the blog. It's something I stole from my friend Shandra called...

Get Your Freak On Friday!

Every Friday, I'll rec or pass on a rec for a fic that is DRRRRRTY. It's still got humor but yeah, whatever, who cares. Cos them lemons be BURSTIN' with freshness, yo.

The first ever rec for GYFOF goes to...

HIS PERSONAL ASSISTANT

by the very talented NorthernLights17

Description: Bella Swan, personal Assistant to handsome, rich, successful Edward Cullen, decides to take her friends advice and make her oblivious boss fall in love with her. AU/AH. Rated M. B/E.

I can't say enough good things about this fic, honestly. When the first paragraph is a lemon that makes you instinctively cross your legs, yeah. That's the shit right there, babies.

*blogger's note* Big up's to my girl Tonya for introducing me to the wonders of Shamwow'isms.

This One's a Two-fer!

Second Post Evar: Part the First

Read this Shiz cos it's funny.

The Screamers by KiyaRaven. Here's the summary:

Living on the streets is hard for Bella Swan, but not as hard as putting up with Edward Cullen when he drags her into his lifestyle of sex, drugs and Rock and Roll. Will they be able to help each other before they kill eachother? Cursing/sex/dark themes. Rated M. Edward & Bella.

I think this fic is just laugh out loud hilarious. The chemistry between E/B is also fantastically woven into the humor. Just really well done.

Second Post Evar: Part the Second

OK, Imma beg for a second. If anyone is bored and has blogger knowledge, I will send you Skittles if you helpabitchout. Seriously. I'm dying over here.

Hello! First Post Evar.

OK, soooo. I noticed there aren't a whole lot of blogs out there for TwiFic writers whose stories are categorized as humor. So I decided to finally do something with my blogger account and actually blog.

I want to rec fic that I like and hopefully get recs from people who actually stop and read this. Those kind souls are very generous with their precious time reading whatever I have to say. So Imma be nice right back and read what they enjoy too.

Now, let's get some preliminaries out of the way, I guess. I myself love the funneh. I love all kinds of funny. It doesn't have to be high-brow or even remotely intelligent for me to laugh. It can be downright stupid and I'll crack up. So, I would define humorous fic in a fairly broad way--it can snarky, witty, slap-stick'ish, all the way to redonk crackfic. Mama will read it. And laugh. But it has to be good. Just 'cause someone says it's funny doesn't mean it is. But I digress. My point is, when it comes to humor in TwiFic, I'm not picky about the type, just the quality.

S0 yeah. There you go. Let the chuckles, yuks, giggles, snorts, milk out the nose chortles, and belly laughs commence.